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I can’t help myself!

Have you ever seen such ridiculousness?

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So my family forgot my birthday…

Yep, all of ‘em. Except for my in-laws; they remembered, despite me only being in their family two years.


But this isn’t a post to bitch about how my family forgets me on this rainy island.

I’m fortunate that my extended family, by this I mean my colleagues, fellow PhDs, understand how sadness leads to isolation which leads to me wanting to stay locked in my flat on my birthday and forced me out to the pub. We had a laugh, including my husband, who told Brits for AN HOUR how they don’t know shit about avocados. … yep.

This ‘morning’ the freezer was ajar. A drawer was unable to close. Why, you ask? Because apparently my imbibed husband decided in his 1 am coconut cream pie stupor to put both our oven mitts IN the freezer. …yep.

Guess who will be defrosting the freezer today?

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#6. “Well, $500,000 a Year Might Sound Like a Lot, but I’m Hardly Rich.”

#5. “Hey, I Worked Hard to Get What I Have!”

#4. “If I Can Do It, So Can You!”

#3. “You’re Just Jealous Because I Made It and You Didn’t!”

#2. “You Shouldn’t Be Punishing the Very People Who Make This Country Work!”

#1. “Stop Asking for Handouts! I Never Got Help from Anybody!”

Read more: 6 Things Rich People Need to Stop Saying | Cracked.com

Thanks, Chris and Dean.

There’s plenty of Dean to go around.
Dean on marrying Kathryn Miller and Karen Buckley.

and in the spirit of marking…

wow. i hear SO many of my colleagues in this (past and present). HOW HIGH WAS THIS GUY!?

shitmystudentswrite:

Within the 20th century, the ‘90s were hands down the greatest decade for a boy to be born and raised through. The pop-culture and technology was simply at its prime. We’ll start from the beginning. What do kids at the age from just being born to about six years old care about? That’s simple,…

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Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

Lucille Bluth on homosexual pirates the release of the Hobbit.

yep. you heard me.

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omg my husband!

thedailywhat:

Taekwondo Tykes of the Day: It’s as if two Mortal Kombat characters were simultaneously struck with Babality, but kept on fighting.

[biotv.]

Ealier: Takewondo Toddlers.

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I am full on Charles in Charge of you.
I am the Tony Danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano.

Sergeant Hatred

Venture Brothers

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a lil something before Uni of Man’s GPE annual research workshop.
drinkthe-koolaid:

It’s a fun game.

a lil something before Uni of Man’s GPE annual research workshop.

drinkthe-koolaid:

It’s a fun game.

(Source: kate2fit)

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