Don’t worry, Diane. It will be all right,” I said. “No. It won’t be all right,” she shouted. “The toilets of dozens of senior New Labour MPs all over the country are being regularly infested by a poo with the face of Tony Blair that just won’t flush away. What’s going on? And if this gets out… it’s a gift to the Tories. It’s like a joke, a bad joke, some heavy-handed routine about Blair coming back, smiling and… don’t you dare write this up in one of your columns.
Literally, London’s political shit from the Guardian.