Welcome to my swoon-worthy morning.

H/T: H Flynn

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I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
Audrey Hepburn  (via bath-bubbles)

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shoes-andships-andsealingwax:

revolutiontrainee:

thesmithian:

[look of the hour]

for C Mills … or really anybody in the UK … because avocados don’t exist here :-(

Ummm you can get them in pretty much any supermarket…

shoes-andships-andsealingwax, the majority of avocados imported to the UK are Israeli; enough said (global boycott). Additionally, what you find in British supermarkets aren’t avocados. Those are hard green-black lumps that mould before they properly ripen labelled as avocados. Ask any (Latin) American living in the UK; there are no avocados here.
Just like those red globes parading around winter disguised as ‘tomatoes’ or whatever the Dutch think they are growing in polytunnels.

shoes-andships-andsealingwax:

revolutiontrainee:

thesmithian:

[look of the hour]

for C Mills … or really anybody in the UK … because avocados don’t exist here :-(

Ummm you can get them in pretty much any supermarket…

shoes-andships-andsealingwax, the majority of avocados imported to the UK are Israeli; enough said (global boycott). Additionally, what you find in British supermarkets aren’t avocados. Those are hard green-black lumps that mould before they properly ripen labelled as avocados. Ask any (Latin) American living in the UK; there are no avocados here.

Just like those red globes parading around winter disguised as ‘tomatoes’ or whatever the Dutch think they are growing in polytunnels.

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thesmithian:

[look of the hour]

for C Mills … or really anybody in the UK … because avocados don’t exist here :-(

thesmithian:

[look of the hour]

for C Mills … or really anybody in the UK … because avocados don’t exist here :-(

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tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

I’m pretty sure that everyone who reads my tumblr will love this…

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I really like bubbles.

We went to Sheffield, Worksop, and Clumber Park yesterday to celebrate a few of Dr Mills’ accomplishments. Hung out with some AMAZING Plummers too, and there was ice cream!

And this sort of mind-bending narrowness is exactly why I had write this uppity response to society!

A revealing account of how easily someone discards others’ humanity for sake of appearance. It’s a pretty slippery slope…

Hughes, I hope you get the pathetic hits you were looking for, but you are truly ignorant. I can only hope someone strips your humanity just as you have found it acceptable to strip the humanity of ‘the most tattooed nation’. Does it blow your tiny mind that even political analysts have tattoos?

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BREAKING NEWS: Some diplomats have it pretty good (sarcasm implied)

I’m looking at WT/MIN(99)/INF/3, which talks about arrangements made for trade ministers, ambassadors, and national delegations at the WTO’s 1999 Ministerial Conference, or, as the press knows it, the 1999 ‘Battle in Seattle’. Imagine getting this treatment (below) at the airport and cruising in to one of the largest ever protests in the US

Mind blown!

Under transportation:

8.  It will be possible for Ministers to be met by their staff as they disembark from the aircraft. When the dates of arrival of Ministers are known the information should be submitted to the relevant authorities (see Annex I) .

9.  Immigration and customs procedures will be expeditious at the two above-mentioned airports. VIPs will receive special attention on arrival and departure.

10.  Ministers will be met at the airport individually by chauffeur-driven cars and escorted to their hotels.

Under security:

22.  With regard to motor escorts for Ministers, the USG representative indicated that, based on past experiences, the State Department Branch of Security considered that motor escort would not be required for the event.